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'Muppets Most Wanted' (U)


 
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This film picks up straight from where ‘The Muppets’ left off. Eager to continue with the success of their rekindled showbiz mojo, the Muppets start a world tour under the watchful eye of Dominic Badguy. At the same time, the world’s most dangerous criminal mastermind, Constantine the Frog, escapes from prison – robbery, mistaken identity and a plethora of cameos follow.
Let me get one thing straight to begin with: I rate ‘The Muppets Christmas Carol’ and ‘The Muppets Treasure Island’ as two of my all-time favourite films. I watched them from an early age, and they remain true classics in my eyes – they are funny, visually interesting, adventurous and witty, and contain some very memorable musical numbers. I even rather enjoyed the last Muppets film – it was humorous and had some catchy songs… but the same cannot be said for this utter shambles of a film. The opening dialogue was cringe-worthy – it felt as though I had stumbled into one of those awful primary school plays – and it rather set the tone for the rest of the film.
I did not laugh once. I was in a relatively full cinema and I only heard a couple of chuckles from the adults, whilst the children remained mostly silent. The songs were instantly forgettable. The whole experience was rather joyless. And what’s worse, is that the film-makers seemed to know that it was a poor effort, with the opening song making a point of telling the audience that the sequel is never as good as the original. The whole plot-contrivance of paying off journalists to write good things about the Muppets’ show should have been amusing (I suppose that was what they were aiming for!), but instead it just made me feel uncomfortable because no journalist/critic seeing this film will conclude that this film is anything other than poor. I suppose it wasn’t offensive, and there were some rather amusing moments, but it is a mere shadow of the glory days of the old Muppets films.
I actually feel a little bitter just thinking about it.   

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