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'Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior' (18)



Undecided upon a star-rating

DVD Release

When the head of a village’s sacred Buddha is stolen, it is up to young martial arts prodigy, Ting, to travel to the big city to retrieve it, and save his village from damnation.

So, I watched this film whilst quite drunk, and sitting with my equally tipsy friends and, honestly, if we hadn’t been inebriated and up for a laugh, we probably would have turned it off after the first five minutes. The acting is truly terrible, whoever did the subtitles should probably seek another form of employment, and the script is loaded with so much forced exposition it rivals Jupiter Ascending in terms of spelling out the plot.

It is just utterly bonkers throughout. How anyone could ever take this film seriously is honestly beyond me, as we all just sat and laughed for the duration, revelling in the ridiculous chase scene through the streets, a truly hilarious chase scene on tuk-tuks, and a young man kneeing his various opponents in the face. There’s also an insane baddie, made obvious through the fact he’s had a tracheostomy, speaks like a Dalek, and roves around in his wheelchair like some kind of disabled Emperor Palpatine. The fight scenes are pretty good, with plenty of ‘oohs’ and ‘ahhs’ to be had, and this is the first time I had seen this style of martial arts, which made it rather interesting to compare with the fluid, ballet-like movements seen in The Raid 2. The characters are wholly one-dimensional, and any attempt to make them appear three-dimensional is just so hysterically funny and cliché, it seems absurd it ever got through the script-edits.

For sheer entertainment value when you’re sitting around with your friends, drinking and feeling pretty jolly, it isn’t a bad film, but it’s something I would not sit down and watch again. It’s not meant to be at all funny, and yet it was so serious that it somehow was, with the final fight scene going from one balmy moment to another. I’ll remember it fondly because I laughed a lot and had a great time with my friends, but there’s not much of merit to really comment upon…

 

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